I joined the TOAST I.T. Toastmasters club earlier this year. Every meeting includes a Table Topics session where all members make up a 1-minute speech with only one minute to prepare and then there’s a vote for the best impromptu speech.

For today’s meeting, I was voted for the best Table Topics speech for the third time since I joined. The first speech that was voted best was about my escape to New York without eyebrows, and the second one was about deadly mail carts and letter openers. Today’s speech had to be something about the following picture. I noted the blanket between the horse and the dog, suggesting that it was there for hygenic purposes and that that was the dog’s intent.