Tsunamis (a poem), and natural optical illusions - [2005-01-07]
Friday, January 7th, 2005Friday, January 7, 2005
6:30 PM
Tsunamis
If I had kids
I would tell them
That the tsunamis happened
Because God farted in the water.
If they ask if Noah’s flood
Was because of God farting
I would say yes
And that every time you
See a rainbow
It’s because some god, somewhere
Farted in the water
And people died.
8:00 PM
I would like to see a sun dog before I die. Aurora borealis, too. And maybe a glory.
