An impression one might form of me after looking around this web site is that I’m a nice guy, and perhaps one might think I’m very intelligent as well. If you thought that was so, let me tell you different. I’m not very nice in real life. In fact, I’m a downright asshole. And I’m pretty retarded, too. Just because I can write well doesn’t mean I’m not stupid! I am. I’m a stupid asshole. I’m not being hard on myself. I may be a mean dumbass, but I can at least see things for what they are. So if I happen to be an unintelligent jerk, I’ll acknowledge it. I mean, just check out those pictures of me. If those pics don’t scream out dimwitted prick, I don’t know what does! Hey, if I speak like this about myself, imagine what I’d say about you and the people you love. I wouldn’t be saying nice things, that’s for sure.

Okay, so maybe I’m not dumb nor am I that bad of a person. If that’s the case, then it might also be true that I’m not a weirdo. Think about that.

Think about it some more. Come on.

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