I had a dream this morning of an alternative ending to The Wizard Of Oz. It started off where Toto jumps out of Dorothy’s arms and runs away. In my dream, he ran towards a bunch of hicks. One of them, who seemed to be played by Ashton Kutcher of That 70’s Show, said, “Hey, look it’s a dawg. Let’s eat it!”

Then another one said, “No way, they might need it fer food!”

A third said, “Yeah, or gas??? or gas money!”

Then Dorothy came to pick up Toto. She was wearing nothing but thigh-high stockings and a feather boa. She also looked more like Shirley Temple than Judy Garland. The hicks were bad-mouthing her, calling her a whore and whatnot. Dorothy didn’t care and just went back to the balloon snobbishly.

And that was the dream, more or less???

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