I just learned that it’s never a good idea to put anything with a liquid crystal display inside a microwave and that, for some reason, plastic does indeed melt in a microwave. I had to get a new watch anyhow. Damned thing was only water resistant if there weren’t any open holes. Maybe a chronometer would have to be added to the list of things I plan to bionically enhance myself with, which includes a laser-pointer in my finger tip, an infra-red beam-emitting retina-diode in one eye and a photo-optical digital camera retinal chip in the other eye. And maybe a carbonating organ with a Coca-Cola -secreting gland under my tongue.

Do you think goats are sexy? I don’t.

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